PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta chat about the real scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more then just watching. It's a whole thing. You got your typical game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went flying into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And then the